Pickles by Brian Crane for October 11, 2016

I’d say that’s a moral wound, Earl’s not long for this world.Wonder who he’ll leave his shoes to?

His shoes are so far out, they’re in.

In all fairness to Earl, I don’t think he has been retired for 20 years. If he did work during part of that time, maybe he wore a different pair of work shoes. In any event, he’s earned his retirement, he should feel free to enjoy it without criticism.

I wonder what would happen if, right now, Earl uttered the phrase, “Kiss my wrinkled old backside”.

Typically, women’s shoe are not as durable as men’s.

If Earl drives you everywhere you want to go, what’s your excuse?

I walk a couple miles every day with my dogs and my shoes always break before they wear out on the bottom.

How many pairs of pants has Earl worn out?

Go ahead, Earl. Say it. You know you want to. “Bang! Zoom!”

Ask him how many pants he’s gone through in that time…

Loafers never wear out their loafers!

Unlike most women, I’m not fussed about shoes. I see just them as part of outdoor clothing I have to wear.

xxx

Neither is wearing stupid bunny slippers all the time.

Mine last ‘cause I don’t wear them :D

you go right a head and tell him Opal…

@Pharmakeus Ubik: Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me Those Pliers