Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 17, 2016

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    oldpine52  over 7 years ago

    I don’t know about this, I think he should get his ducks in a row before doing anything else.

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    When ducks and geese fly in V formation, you know how one side of the V is usually longer than the other one?….You know why?……………………………….There is a very good reason for that….There are more birds on one side…….

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    The lead duck should get two…

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    Actually, they’re 1. Drafting and 2. When they poop the next in line doesn’t get hit!

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    dtroutma, I saw two seagulls in a tussle, and one actually tried to poop on the other one’s head…Just missed, he lead it too much…

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    Bruno, when ever I see my ex, I have to duck…..(Ducking now….)

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    Drinkin’ and flyin’ I don’t know….Is that a good idea? I never drink and fly unless I’m in an aluminum tube….must be some of those “wild” ducks……

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 7 years ago

    It has a Hollywood Westernish flare about it, too.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    A “V” formation seems to work best for the ducks to follow the lead duck in flight.

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    V is for vodka….A couple more martinis and the ducks won’t need wings to get flying high.

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    DrJKnows  over 7 years ago

    One of the funniest things I’ve seen was a V of Canada geese headed south about a half mile overhead. In front were two Trumpeter swans. The geese were flapping and honking like crazy trying to keep up.

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    esposal  over 7 years ago

    The glasses are backwards. The vertex glass shoud be on the inner edge of the bar and the trailing pair on the outside so everybody could drink at once without breaking formation

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    dabugger  over 7 years ago

    Were those ducks carded? Or just what is in their drinks?

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    chain gang charlie  over 7 years ago

    So many response for Ducks….Who would have thought?I see many marketing opportunities here….Get me Daffy on line one!

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    somebodyshort  over 7 years ago

    Who’s paying ?

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 7 years ago

    They are all committed to creating a drinking solution!! Pre-pickled Duck!!

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    maximiles  over 7 years ago

    @DogsniffSo then they should take the taxi and make it easier on themselves . . .

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    Senex  over 7 years ago

    Are these many geese a gaggle?

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    kuechja  over 7 years ago

    The “Loose Duce” replaced the “finger four” prior to Viet Nam, at least for the Navy.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 7 years ago

    There’re only 7 drinks, but 8 ducks. The one on the end looks too young to drink, though.

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    MJ Weber Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Ah, "a duck walks into a bar..’ Perfect Wiley, perfect.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Makes sense to me.

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