Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 03, 2016
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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 2007 On the distant planet of Thmboria, people were always at war. You purple skinned menace! You north western monster! Generations of Blood shed threatened the very species. Regrettable but necessary. The planet's leaders and scientists conceived a bold plan. Wars are caused by an innate sense of belonging to one group and this a fear ad hatred of other groups, we'll create a news generation of identical clones without nation or race! we'll give them numbers instead of names, when the old generation died off and was replaced by the clone generation, there was peace. clone1" after you 214376.717.191 Thank you 739,974,347,988 Until Hey you took my parking spot! Oh even numbers are all the same! Which led to more regrettable but necessary wars. You even numbered fanatic! You odd numbered animal! So the next generation didn't even get numbers, After you, you Thank you, you. -which worked for a while But of course it didn't last long, Your xyngst is on my lawn! Oh I know your type, you were hatched from a Blue clone pond weren't you? so it goes,
yusodum about 8 years ago
Beautiful.
Dr.DocSmith about 8 years ago
People are aimed at complaints. Never happy = never happy.
don.fitzsimons about 8 years ago
We can count on Optimus Prime Number.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
Someone once said that if one day everyone woke up with the same color, politics and religion, it would take till NOON to find reasons to HATE each other!!! This is a good example.
MontgomereyResnick about 8 years ago
NeedaChuckle – “If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.” George Aiken
David Rickard Premium Member about 8 years ago
The cloning plan would have worked if they had just designated everyone with primes… after all, primes are indivisible!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Dealing with the symptoms not the real reason. Since “race” means “species” they are the same. Minor variations in color should not be good nor bad to the other. Like orange is bad but purple is good? Nonsense.
Funny_Ha_Ha about 8 years ago
vive la différence
Kip W about 8 years ago
They’re not like us at all. We should declare war on them!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 8 years ago
Reminds me of the Star Trek episode. “You half-black!” “You half-white!”
Awesome_Guy over 4 years ago
Lol so true