Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 13, 2016

Now, how did that panther get in that Indian hotel? (That’ll be quite a story for Mr. and Mrs. Rathone’s grandchildren for years to come.)

Apparently, my dictionary is outdated. The word “snuck” is not in it.

I seem to recall hearing about the snake incident when it happened.

It’s well known that the the fangs of a dead venomous snake is deadly if handled carelessly, even after the head has been severed.

“He’s a cold-hearted snake—” Paula Abdul.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

What are the chances the graves were done like that on purpose?

The customer tasted the snake head and said, “This snake head is still raw. Send it back to the chef.”

The leopard thought there was a female in heat ;Mrs. Rathore was known to be very vocal while lovemaking.

Never cook the severed head of a deadly snake – it really pisses them off.

Call room service for tuna, stat!

That’s the problem with poisonous snakes. The bite reflex takes hours to subside after death. That chef should have already known that if he was already familiar with that dish that he was preparing.

I wonder if the two bodies face each other, or if only the memorials do? Some memorials have the names of the deceased written on the “front”, some on the “back.” I was told that traditionally, bodies are buried face up with the feet to the east.

What a honey moon surpize.

Which is why you remove the poison sacs first. Poor fellow made a mistake he can never learn from.