Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 17, 2016

Secret battles to the death brawls for bloody entertainment.

This month: JBL versus the 300 score!

Monster trucks.

Every time I drove to Nags Head in NC, I would pass the Grave Digger truck. The owner left it parked in his yard for the publicity.

But the grave digger and the executioner are best friends.

The Monster Truck guys run several circuits at once. They have more than one competing truck. Parking a Grave Digger on the roadside is a great ad, but it may not be a running model.

JBL versus the SRO or Specter Rights Organistion lead by Beetlejuice.

Gosh darn it, Leopold! The first rule of Monster Fight Club is to never talk about Monster Fight Club!!!

Oh, spare me!

This week… The Justice Bowling League vs. Baby Bowler!

But, Batguy, Sup, WW, and Green flashlight-guy, I don’t even bowl! Honest!

Of course, this is right up their alley.

What, not wrestling?!

Justice has been on strike in this country for as long as I can remember.