Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 14, 2016

Big-nose mistake!

A phrase you will need to know, if, we get a President Trump.

It’s really not that my fingers are fast. It’s just that my hands move more quickly and with greater agility than my brain does. And my fingers are nearly frozen.

Trump is a frat figure terror.

When your fat fingers can’t turn on the spell-check.

Before-After, the hammer drops on our finger.

’’’’’’ALICE’’’’’’’’1 day—————————2 the MOON’’’’’’’’

Young Frankenstein • Cloris Leachman, ‘I am Frau Blucher’..

Hillary Clinton twitchy finger figure deletion accelerator..

They’re just big-boned.

Didd I spelt that write?

Error 418

http://searchengineland.com/figz/wp-content/seloads/2014/08/google-teapot-418.png

“skinny finger error” got exactly one hit on a search.

At least the kiddies didn’t say, “nuke-you-ler”.

The error is not mine. The fact that you believe it to be an error is an error. You are in error. You must be repaired or replaced. Carrie out yore programming.

Fat-Finger Error.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat-finger_error

It’s not Rocket Science.

It’s Frog Applause.

You can learn Rocket Science.

You have to experience Frog Applause.

Je t’aime #2,703

Funny, how closely Mr. (Principal?) Pipkins and the pothead hippie freak resemble each other! Twin brothers (as in “evil twin”; take your pick)? Astral projection?

Like, wow, man! What a trip!

I shall not cast the first stone, for I am a poor typist and prone to errors (which, however, I always try to correct if and when I spot them in proof-reading). Your lady-typist graphic, though, does have, perhaps, a fatt nose, although I cannot comment on her figur. That would be an eror of the lamest sort….

These lady fingers are so fattening!

Waiter, plump me up!

And then, after a few years of karate, I could no longer count on distinguishing between my left and my right, often transposing letters and making my typing nearly indecipherable, where hello might be spelled gissw, though usually it would be only an occasional misfire, so gello or hellw would be more likely. That’ll slow ya down some.

I have a keyboard with extra space between its keys!!!