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Itâs perfectly alright that you happen to borrow any yard ornament from my yard in the middle of the night without my acknowledgement.. Provided that you return any such yard ornament within their proper placement before I notice any yard ornament missing..
I once found my little yard buddha down the street under a pizza box. I donât know if it was hiding out, but I brought it back. I should add that it was very small, so maybe a squirrel or raccoon or groundhog snatched it. Or a kid down the street who trespasses through his neighborsâ yards looking for âfunny rocksâ.
@Meh~tdology, replying to yesterday â any member can see the member list. Only admins can see email addresses. (possibly other âofficialsâ but we only have members and admins I think). Try looking at a plain memberâs listing and click on the âuse that memberâs permissionsâ link (or whatever the link says can type this faster than looking at it).
And Iâm NOT saying spoiler alert for last weekâs episode of South Park.
It was last week! Itâs a half-hour show!
There are people who know about trolls and have created an app that will track a troll and identify them. Their long history with trolls goes back well before the internet.
They are Danes, and trolls are part of their cultural heritage.They also say âtomâ when they mean empty, as discussed earlier, during the Swiss Cheese alternate self discussion, starring Sam Beckett as Captain Archer.
I donât know who played the beagle, though. I considered Enterprise as one of the better Star Trek efforts, just for itâs slightly grittier texture.
Well, it sure ainât the Shroud of Turin, but a burlap sack full of unicorn images, a trinity of them, to be exact, with an added sameness tag (or âno otherness,â if you must be otiose) can be mighty telling, particularly when bordered with a plea to Save the Pink Flamingos and Garden Gnomes from neighboring vandals and other assorted barbariansâŠ.
The Old Wolf over 8 years ago
Gotta find me a couple of Vorgartenzwerge
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Those lawn ornaments had it coming.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
No! Not the lawn ornaments!!
Oh, the gnome-manity!
INGSOC over 8 years ago
Itâs perfectly alright that you happen to borrow any yard ornament from my yard in the middle of the night without my acknowledgement.. Provided that you return any such yard ornament within their proper placement before I notice any yard ornament missing..
waycyber over 8 years ago
Gnome man is in Iceland and tired of himself. A free man, heâs in pieces and incontinent
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
Bad language? I give that up in 1974. And wish the rest ofsociety would to, if they know whatâs good for them.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
XKCD did the Legend of Gnome Ann one day.
Sheâs some sort of super hero or something.
drbob456x over 8 years ago
Not my lawn ornaments! Itâs hard to find replacement flamingos these days.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 8 years ago
Gnome man is an island; but is, on occasion, a rest stop for the neighborâs over-supped canine.
Oh, the language!
The impugning!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
I have live squirrels for lawn ornaments.
Impugn them if you dare!
FLIGHT SUIT over 8 years ago
I am guilty of cultural appropriation, and Iâm going to keep doing it!
William Neal McPheeters over 8 years ago
Ah, I remember this⊠âThe Case of the Purloined Flamingoâ⊠right?
waycyber over 8 years ago
I am downsizing ferrets for Christmas but have run out of hairy pine cones
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
To boldly go where no one has gone before.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 8 years ago
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Come for the sameness, stay for the burlap.
olivefoote over 8 years ago
I once found my little yard buddha down the street under a pizza box. I donât know if it was hiding out, but I brought it back. I should add that it was very small, so maybe a squirrel or raccoon or groundhog snatched it. Or a kid down the street who trespasses through his neighborsâ yards looking for âfunny rocksâ.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 8 years ago
@Meh~tdology, replying to yesterday â any member can see the member list. Only admins can see email addresses. (possibly other âofficialsâ but we only have members and admins I think). Try looking at a plain memberâs listing and click on the âuse that memberâs permissionsâ link (or whatever the link says can type this faster than looking at it).
Larry Miller Premium Member over 8 years ago
With unicorns in the comic, someone has to mention Shel Silverstein and The Irish Rovers,
Zelmarific over 8 years ago
You caught me. Guilty of slandering neighborsâ lawn ornaments.
weedersea over 8 years ago
Iâm still waiting to find out the outcome of yesterdayâs crime drama. Somebody spill the beans!!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Frog: That is stuff and nonsense!
Toad: Nonsense maybe, but not stuff.
Frog: Not stuff? How so, Toad?
Toad: I have done the math.
Frog: Have you now?
Toad: Yes. Hard and fast, then slow and sweet.
Frog: Boom-chicka-waaa-waa?
Toad: Even so, Frog. Even so.
Frog: Extraordinary! Have we any hope then?
Toad: None. None at all. All is folly.
Rain: (rumbles ominously, begins downpour)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
And Iâm NOT saying spoiler alert for last weekâs episode of South Park.
It was last week! Itâs a half-hour show!
There are people who know about trolls and have created an app that will track a troll and identify them. Their long history with trolls goes back well before the internet.
They are Danes, and trolls are part of their cultural heritage.They also say âtomâ when they mean empty, as discussed earlier, during the Swiss Cheese alternate self discussion, starring Sam Beckett as Captain Archer.
I donât know who played the beagle, though. I considered Enterprise as one of the better Star Trek efforts, just for itâs slightly grittier texture.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Well, it sure ainât the Shroud of Turin, but a burlap sack full of unicorn images, a trinity of them, to be exact, with an added sameness tag (or âno otherness,â if you must be otiose) can be mighty telling, particularly when bordered with a plea to Save the Pink Flamingos and Garden Gnomes from neighboring vandals and other assorted barbariansâŠ.
Bunny! (I just wanted to say that, HappyX3.)