Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 27, 2016
November 26, 2016
November 28, 2016
Transcript:
Boy: Hey, look who I get to guard! Where's the rest of you, squirt? Boy: Huh? What's this? Letter from Nate: Hello, I am your opponent for today's game. I cannot communicate with you verbally because our coach doesn't allow us to trash talk. So I will not be telling you that your jump shot looks like a cat coughing up a hairball, or that an armless Ken doll has better ball-handling skills than you do, even though both statements are true. Nor will I mention that, having hacked into your school's acedemic records, I now know that you're not bright enough to understand most of what I say, anyway. In fact while you've been busy trying to read this note, I have dribbled into the corner, from where I am about to launch and uncontested 3-point shot. *Swish* Nate: I can't talk to you, but I think your coach might want to.
ultrabot7436 about 8 years ago
Nate, that was just… INGENIOUS!!!! Nate will always, always, be the #1 trash talker!
ultrabot7436 about 8 years ago
Also if Nate is to dumb to learn photo-shop, how did he hack into school records??!?!? Well he was joking…probably…
Professor W about 8 years ago
Smart!!
Pretzelsmash about 8 years ago
Hot damn Nate, why can’t you use those smarts in school?
Lordllo about 8 years ago
Get roasted and toasted!
Spitsy about 8 years ago
Nate = Savage initiation.
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
Brilliant and funny!
Shelia Stapleton about 8 years ago
Look up Adam SAVAGE. Imagine having that be your last name.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 8 years ago
OK,Nate got one freebie,now the guy will be on him like a hobo on a ham sandwich.
Abiesife about 8 years ago
Wow
Tue Elung-Jensen about 8 years ago
Must be playing two vs two, since Nate can do that uncontested. :)@JPuzzleWhiz not a fan of Myth Busters then?
bao2008 about 8 years ago
ooh my gosh
bao2008 about 8 years ago
this is by far the best comic strip I’ve ever read
BiggerNate91 about 8 years ago
Holy Peirce, Nate, you have pro outsmarting skills.
Kidcrumpet3 about 8 years ago
Haha
GaplessHiding about 8 years ago
Mr. Peirce, can you make more of these types of strips? THEY"RE HILARIOUS! And I think it’s funny how Nate is smarter in basketball than in class. Keep up the good work!
GaplessHiding about 8 years ago
is this how u make italics?
Jack D. Cat about 8 years ago
Nate wins one !!
Imanangrybird about 8 years ago
Savage Nate!
orbenjawell Premium Member about 8 years ago
Nate trash-wrote him…….very resourceful!
Teto85 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Nate came out ahead at the end of the strip!!!!!! File this under “things we don’t often see.”
coolstarm about 8 years ago
Clever.
byamrcn about 8 years ago
The sixth-grade equivalent of getting postered: getting papered.
Stonkss over 5 years ago
Dang Nate!
Kakashi Hatake over 5 years ago
wouldn’t the shot clock run out
Victor Fizix over 5 years ago
I honestly doubt nate has the smarts to hack anything short of a hairball, But if he can do something like that……. wow just wow.
ND Cool Z over 4 years ago
https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2005/01/25
hockey man over 3 years ago
score!
Alia Noora about 3 years ago
ROFL
DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 1 year ago
What I’m most impressed with is that it worked.