Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 05, 2016

how thrilling

Must be a William Castle film.

You’re not the only one who can put up a horrified show Lio.

Like the opening scene to the first Jurassic Park!

My first thought when I saw the truck was ‘Instant Deli". Puts a whole new perspective on today’s strip.

Hmm. Puts quite a new meaning to it all.

Yeah, sure, it’s big and ugly and all that. But can it carry a tune or tap-dance? Jazz hands? C’mon, I don’t have time for talentless slugs, flies, or radioactive bugs!

Does the theater have bedbugs in its seats?

So very glad that Halloween was last week!

…and they’ll charge you an extra $5 to see the movie! (Regular bedbugs are free.)