Close to Home by John McPherson for November 04, 2016

Ain’t that the sh!ts.

And the customer restroom only has one stall.

You have to buy something first. Which could be a problem…

RUN !

But it is free so whether you need it or not take it!

They might have something there

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The most common complaint I get from people who drink my Nuclear Coffee for the first time is that it makes them GO!

This, too, shall pass.

When the lady who does the “Philips” commercials on TV comes on I tell my wife, “There’s the shit-lady”.

They did this at the local Stop-N-Go.

But their TP is $20 a roll!

Scrambled eggs works within two hours and tastes great, especially with soft bacon

Just say “NO”!

I was once in a Costco that was (I kid you not) giving out free samples of doggie treats.

There’s gonna be a run on Depends and disposable diapers too.

“I’ll pass.”

Let the whole family try some!