Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 01, 2016

But why does Todd always have to be driving 5 feet behind me on foggy nights when I have to navigate the Cherry Street Hill?

The new lights are halogen….. waaay too bright for his tailgating ways…..

But at least they’re lower than the ones on that @#%$ pick-up he was driving before….

the one with the oversize tires and the mail-order ah-ooo-gah horn.

Makes me want to mount the remotely controlled Ma Deuce in the bed and lower the tailgate when he gets too close. Usually don’t need to use it, just slowly lower the tailgate and raise it up from concealed with the ammo belt swinging with the movement of the pickup.

Yeah, in my dreams. But he deserves it.

Well, Todd, that is a configuration to be proud of, I guess – if you are into that sort of thing.

Yeah, Todd irritates those innocent left lane loungers talking /texting on their cell phone.

That’s just one of the many ways some guys make up for their low testosterone levels. The stupid commercials with the gravelly voice spewing “Guts. Glory, You know what.” and the idiots falling for it. Like a pickup truck will make you something you aren’t.

In Todd’s case, he thinks it makes him bright.

I’ve been interested in car lights as art for a long time. I have taken several pictures of headlights close up (on parked cars of course). I also enjoy the rows of small lights I see on some models.

He makes driving ‘left around the world’ more annoying.

Not only is Todd annoying when he’s following you at night, but day or night he triples his irritation factor if you happen to be behind him.

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He’s a true Snow Bird at heart and persists in driving down the highway below the acceptable speed limit, with his directional signal constantly blinking !

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.And you just know that he’s never going to turn in the direction his blinker is indicating !!!

I foresee a rather unpleasant encounter with Mothman in Todd’s future…

Just tappin’ my brake pedal, just tappin’ my brake pedal,

Not often do you see a guy with his “headlights on”.

Compensating…

Let me guess …….. Todd lives in Vegas, where he is the emcee for (Yet Another) Topless Revue.