Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 29, 2016

When I try to grow a moustache, I end up looking like one of those Mandarin guys with three long hairs… :(

I’m unable to grow a moustache, nor a beard beyond that of peach fuzz..

Let’s see. Septober, Octember, Nowunder …

So then, after I got ejected, I grew up in a world where mortality was something about which people were not overly concerned. Some folks went around trying to make people more aware of death and disease, which were scarce enough that most people seldom thought about it, except to have the realization that everybody dies some day.

It must be about money.

Your Beauty, girl

Is just

skin deep

What skin you’ve got

You ought to keep

Burma Shave

I only love her for her potatoes.

Is that wrong?

Alternate caption: “Cooks at Reichskanzlei c. 1939 discussing whereabouts of pastry chef who made Chocolate-Covered Matzo for dessert last night.”

My niece dose’nt call me Uncle Fuzz for nothing.

I prefer a urologist with small hands (or at least a thin middle finger).

In Australia do mustaches turn up or down?

Pumpkin.

They should put on Groucho glasses with the mustache,

then they would be cliche funny.

This is one weird comic

Enjoy a piece of Jack-O-Lantern pie/ with or without mustaches.

I don’t know if I’d let a gal with a handlebar misstache boil my vegetables or (more importantly) handle my paring knife. This is especially true for the holiday-month of Movember. No hirsute pursuit, I opine!

Number 34, pitching for the Milwaukee Brewers, with handlebar mustache gently swaying in the breeze…

Rollie Fingers!!

Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

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I decided not to grow mine this year.

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If only i had such confidence.