Eno: Hello? Fang: Are you still worried about the health effects of cell phones?
Wouldn’t that “diving bell” INTENSIFY the effect of cellular radiation? Eno has his head in a microwave oven!!!!
He won’t get enough calls from anyone to hurt him.
Meanwhile, he keeps it in his pocket, near another part of his body he doesn’t use much, so we won’t have to worry about mutant offspring.
And he’s still got a “brick”
He drinks beer and sits in front of a tv all day…and he’s worried about a minute exposure to a cell phone?
The police claim that radar causes a certain cancer. Why are they holding their radar guns there?
^ Because it makes them feel all warm and tingly :)
captainedd: How do you know he’ll only be on for a minute?
Because he can’t hold anyone’s (including a telemarketer’s) interest longer than that.
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comicgos about 14 years ago
Wouldn’t that “diving bell” INTENSIFY the effect of cellular radiation? Eno has his head in a microwave oven!!!!
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
He won’t get enough calls from anyone to hurt him.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Meanwhile, he keeps it in his pocket, near another part of his body he doesn’t use much, so we won’t have to worry about mutant offspring.
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
And he’s still got a “brick”
captainedd about 14 years ago
He drinks beer and sits in front of a tv all day…and he’s worried about a minute exposure to a cell phone?
lewisbower about 14 years ago
The police claim that radar causes a certain cancer. Why are they holding their radar guns there?
pirate227 about 14 years ago
^ Because it makes them feel all warm and tingly :)
ububobu about 14 years ago
captainedd: How do you know he’ll only be on for a minute?
pierreandnicole about 14 years ago
Because he can’t hold anyone’s (including a telemarketer’s) interest longer than that.