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She had it all, and yet, as she was slowly beginning to realize, without the ability to troll people on social media, her life had no meaning, no depth, no purpose. She spent the next week locked in her room, staring at her laptop computer, with no battery or cord, rendered useless by parental interference, playing Evanescence’s Wake Me Up over and over again until her mother thought her ears should start to bleed.
Bill Thompson over 8 years ago
Looks to die for.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
Not hers, of course.
Just a nourishing protein treatment.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 8 years ago
And after she washed her hair and disposed of the body, she was in line for an inheritance.
Superfrog over 8 years ago
Her follicles were the roots of all evil.
INGSOC over 8 years ago
Detangling, shortly after a knotted up killer late evening upon the Twister mat game of physical skill..
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
It was the latest in protein-saline conditioners.
While she did enjoy the feel of it, she intended to give it a bad review.
Being a product beta tester was a very responsible job.
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
Don’t you just hate people who post recipes ?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And gave her mother forty whacks;
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one,
William Neal McPheeters over 8 years ago
She’d been severely beaten about the head and shoulders… please file under cruel and unusual gore.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 8 years ago
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Blood stained black tresses and mangled brain matter.
Wart Hogs in dresses and cold Poo Poo Platters.
If this makes sense, then you’re too far gone.
Open your Mac lid and get your Frog on.
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(sung to the tune of My Favorite Things (with apologies to Mary Poppins))
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Some people are just born lucky.
Still, I’d recommend a vigorous washing….
margueritem over 8 years ago
And her zombie soul mate was thrilled.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
If you could make everybody actually be at least as good as they looked without violating their free will… would you?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
She had it all, and yet, as she was slowly beginning to realize, without the ability to troll people on social media, her life had no meaning, no depth, no purpose. She spent the next week locked in her room, staring at her laptop computer, with no battery or cord, rendered useless by parental interference, playing Evanescence’s Wake Me Up over and over again until her mother thought her ears should start to bleed.
Zelmarific over 8 years ago
So, that’s her secret? And I thought it was snake milk.