Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 16, 2016
Transcript:
Zebra: What are you doing? Larry: Me gonna crush you head wid lamp. Zebra: But why? Isn't there enough discord in the world already? Larry: Discord? Zebra: You don't know what discord means? Larry: Dis cord is attached to dis lamp? Zebra: No. Larry: Dis cord should be wrapped around you neck?
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Maybe Larry should chill out by jumping into a bathtub with the lamp.
Erik McCurdy Premium Member about 8 years ago
Dis cord makes an excellent noose!
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
I’d like to see some non-croc Zebra strips, so the character can be developed more; right now, he’s one step below the Road Runner.
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Maybe he can hang out with Goat, and the two of them could try to pick up women. The comedy potential is huge.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
Just walk away, Zebra. It ain’t worth it talking sense to a crocodile who has no cranium.
Oshietekun about 8 years ago
Larry is easily pacified.
Bilan about 8 years ago
Larry just wants a light snack.
railwayman001 about 8 years ago
Yeah, Zebra, there was enough discord in this world before this recent presidential election.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Zebra, just make yourself scarce while the crocodile think things through!
PICTO about 8 years ago
Stupid croc, that’s not a headlight. Next time try a Jeep…
tigermtn about 8 years ago
No puns in my crocs please
juicebruce about 8 years ago
The power of the “CROC” is very strong in this one……..
John Smith about 8 years ago
Now that’s a pun I can live with
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
Larry!
Kristiaan about 8 years ago
We need more accord.
eddie6192 about 8 years ago
Larry gets those definitions from Crocster’s dictionary.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago
More Larry, and Zebra neighbor, please
Kermit Loves Miss Piggie about 8 years ago
We need to see more of the Zebra and Croc.
pugmahone12 about 8 years ago
crocs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago
It’s not the lamp that’s the problem here. It’s the dim bulb.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 8 years ago
In the music world there’s always discord…and dis flat…and dis sharp…and dis clef——
David Rickard Premium Member about 8 years ago
They’re Zebra and the Croc / Yes, Zebra and the Croc / One is a genius, the other’s insane
Godfreydaniel about 8 years ago
The times are so strange that we’ve had a rare zebra sighting!
route66paul about 8 years ago
meebe dis cord be wrapped around Pastis’ neck
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Zeeba Neighba make Larry look dumb! Larry no dumb! See, dis how me wrap cord around my neck…gug!
rgcviper about 8 years ago
Larry’s back! Good to see ya, buddy.
Though, somehow, I sense that Zebra does not feel the same way.
Zebra over 6 years ago
I need more time in the strip
Chinese Propaganda Machine 2000 over 3 years ago
discord is a place for anti social people such as my self who dont want to actually interact with other people but still want to scream at other people for having opinions and posting rickrolls