Pickles by Brian Crane for November 13, 2016

I’ve only accidentally laundered two phones of mine when obliviously in my pants until it dons on me and it’s too late.

Tweedle, tweedle!

Isn’t he supposed to scream like a chicken?

I just realized how they’re able to sell those fifty-pound bags of rice I always see at the store.

I’ve had to try the rice trick…phone was in the “dry” well of a kayak that got water in it. Sloshed around in there for a while and didn’t work at all when I got it out.. The rice worked! Used the phone for another year after that.

Grandma loves to yank Grandpa’s chain.

Meanwhile, the chili tastes like a phone that’s been in his pocket.

Years ago I had my phone on the dash of my ski boat. Hit a big wave… Next I had a beer soaked phone.

So what is he? Is there a male equivalent of that term, because he meets the description.

So that’s why my former neighbours kept the huge sacks of rice in the garage.

@ rpstrong: I thought about making a correcting comment but your way was better.

I’m guessing it wasn’t a Smartphone because Earl is so not a smart owner.

xxx

That SO totally doesn’t sound like the way Opal talks. “…..THAT BABY’S TOAST"..????

I killed a laptop by dropping a screwdriver on it. It was the kind made with vodka…

German shepherd 4 ever

They did sorta. There is a definite linage from the cell phone, back to the hand-held cordless version, to the WW-II Handy Talkey with vacuum tubes.