Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 10, 2016
Transcript:
verne: the election's over. now what? Rj: We heal the country's wounds. but how? rj: with a neuralizer! thanks men in black bwooooosh!! america, the election never happened...you've spen the last year and a half on a tequila bender in key west. verne: With jimmy buffett? RJ: sure. whatever floats your boat drink.
sappha58 almost 8 years ago
We wish. So say we all.
QuiteDragon almost 8 years ago
If you are trying to be the “bigger man”, you’re failing.
Ida No almost 8 years ago
There’s not enough battery in that thing to last the 4 years we’re going to be needing it.
alviebird almost 8 years ago
This country was doomed (c’mon, allow me a little hyperbole) no matter who won. Personally, I was ready for a republican, but I wasn’t ready for a Trump. (You know, the narcissistic sociopath.)
cabalonrye almost 8 years ago
Don’t you love the smell of trolls in the early morning.
secretagentmole almost 8 years ago
Well it might help us forget your highly (in)accurate predictions over the last couple of days….
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Crazy yes, but I like it to…………..
russ5419 almost 8 years ago
Trump won!!! Thank God.
Prey almost 8 years ago
Being a European I have very little sympathy with the USA, if those were supposed to be the BEST candidates!!!!
Doctor Toon almost 8 years ago
…and Alex Trebek is the new President, the Vice President is Wink Martindale …
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
Ahhhh, I feel so much better now.
stairsteppublishing almost 8 years ago
Last word on the subject – we have had some horrible presidents and some terrific. Some were maligned at the time and their wisdom did not show forth until after their term in office and visa versa. We survived a Revolution that we should not have won if you at the facts and a Civil War that brought us together against all odds. It is our determination that is our greatest asset and why we are who we are. We may disagree at times as all families do, but by working together we are better for it. Our name begins with ‘United’ and that is what we should always strive for.
Al Nala almost 8 years ago
Conan: “Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.”
IQTech61 almost 8 years ago
Exhibit A: A perfect example of the sore-headed winner and bully that got Trump supporters all labeled thugs and idiots.
You exhibit the kind of behavior guaranteed to keep people divided against each other and the country in chaos. You are the next generation of the “America, Love it Or Leave It” crowd.
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
I was wrong about being able to take off my noise cancelling headphones after the election.
Mstreselena almost 8 years ago
No thanks, we’re staying here to fight to save our democracy. The again we survived the shrub so a bloated, failed businessman should be no problem. For all the years Trump lived and worked in NY/NJ, he didn’t carry those states, there’s a reason for that.
Roadrunner Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Now, for something completely different (from the Monty Python TV series). If you’re going to drive on roads another generation paid for (partly with my taxes and a lot of borrowed money), then perhaps some thankfulness is appropriate for what we do have, not what someone else thinks we should have. Don’t take a knee, stand proud and know we all want things to be better. Life’s a bitch then you die (hopefully not before you pay your taxes).
Mstreselena almost 8 years ago
Let’s all pool our money and see if we can buy Trump International in Toronto, since like most of Trump’s businesses it’s in bankruptcy.
I Quit almost 8 years ago
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Give it a rest chicken. You’ve been saying that since we kicked the redcoats out.
Dtroutma almost 8 years ago
Why does a “man of steel” always wear a tinfoil hat?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Whew! Thanks, RJ. That’s a relief.