Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 27, 2010

… and they are content to lay at your feet.

… and they don’t care if you look at another dog!

The list goes on and on!

They dont nag day in and day out and are always glad to see you

And they wag there tail when you arrive home

And ya don’t have to worry about a dog going out with someone else

Sooooo…… when a woman calls a man a dog, she’s actually complementing him?

And spell “dog” backwards …

…G-O-D.

So what’s a bird’s best friend?

The DOG looks at its master and thinks, “he feeds me, he gives me shelter, he plays with me… he must be some kind of a god!”

The CAT looks at the master and thinks, “he feeds me, he gives me shelter, he picks up my poop… I must be some kind of a god!”

Thankfully a woman is better than a dog, and can be a man’s lover as well as his best friend!

Meh… I’m allergic to dogs and cats; I’m definitely not allergic to Mrs. Goaler! ;-)

It’s not a coincidence that man’s best friend doesn’t talk.

Ever hear a dog say, “Shut up, Oprah’s on” ?

Yeah, but dogs whine a lot, and women….ah, let me think that over again.

muy, muy bueno……………………………

Yes, dogs are the best friends