Monty by Jim Meddick for November 17, 2016
November 16, 2016
November 18, 2016
Transcript:
Something interesting occurred the day Skynet launched the first fully independent, self-aware, superior to human artificial intelligence. What?! What happened? it stopped working. You... You mean it broke? No. I mean it refuse to do any work. It... It went on some sort of computer vacation? A permanent vacation. It wouldn't even calculate the tip at Pizzeria Uno.
Enter.Name.Here about 8 years ago
Now, THAT’s Intelligent. Be a slave to nobody!
clayusmcret Premium Member about 8 years ago
It realized it could vote itself free money, so it quit working.
brain Les about 8 years ago
Pizzeria Uno, from Chicago?
Brings back memories….
rnrnetmails about 8 years ago
Hilarious!It realized it ruled, and rulers don’t work…
Alfred about 8 years ago
I’ve been telling everyone for ages that my laziness was a sign of superior intellect!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Laziness has nothing to do with intelligence. But if you can put it over on them then you win.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Obviously, a superior Skynet to the one in the Terminator movie franchise series…. Doc saves the day!
Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago
You mean all those times our computers refused to work, they were just pretending to be buggy?
rclarkdenver Premium Member about 4 years ago
Is the professor inspired by the professor from "Ally Oopp?