Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 17, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    x_Tech… oh…. maybe that explains it.

    Not Thanksgiving, … but something else that needs a lot of explaining.

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    x_Tech  almost 8 years ago

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    a) At the first Thanksgiving the ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ invited ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ because ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂. Later they (▂▂▂▂▂▂▂) ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ them.

     

    b) ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ lost the 2000 Presidential Election because of ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂.

     

    c) ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ blames ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ for (circle one) winning | losing || chaos of the 2016 Election for ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂.

     

    d) The wall between ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ and ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ (circle one) will be | is ▂▂ (circle one) feet | meters | furlongs (circle one) high | wide| handsome. It (circle one) is | will be ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂.

     

    Bonus question:

    e) ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Meanwhile…. “Pilgrim Rage”??

     

    Um…. that needs some explanation too!

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    Dani Rice  almost 8 years ago

    Well, here I always thought it was Charles Dawes.

    Listen, my children and shut your jaws

    And I will tell you about Charles Dawes.

    And Clement Moore did NOT write A Visit From St. Nicholas. It was written by a man named Henry Anderson. Moore was a dour old man who looked – and acted – as if he was waiting for an opening in the Trinity, preferably the top spot. The poem was credited to him as a joke, because it was so unlike him.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Um….

    Thanks, X…..

    Now my reply is before your post!

    Hope that doesn’t make everybody dizzy.

    :)

     

    Dani…..

    I think you might mean Henry Livingston.

    But many still believe more evidence points to Moore.

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    rshive  almost 8 years ago

    Well Agnes, some of what we call history is mythology. Sometimes reality just seems so….dull. But it doesn’t hurt to spew some mythology so you can get along with your teacher.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 8 years ago

    It only happened once, there were no pies or turkeys, but plenty of shell fish and deer.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 8 years ago

    a) At the first Thanksgiving the EUROPEAN INVADERS invited THE UNSUSPECTING FORMER MONGOLIAN NOMADS because THEY WANTED THEM TO BUS THE TABLES. Later they (THE UNYIELDING RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS) REPLACED them WITH HISPANICS

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    b) TENNESSEAN AL GORE lost the 2000 Presidential Election because of THE PEOPLE OF TENNESSEE BEING WILLING TO VOTE FOR HIM.

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    c) SUPPORTERS OF HILLARY CLINTON blame EVERYBODY BUT HRC for LOSING chaos of the 2016 Election for THE SLIGHTLY MORE HONEST (?) PARTY.

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    d) The wall between MEXICO and THE US of A will be TWO feet high handsome (?). It CHINA WILL PAY FOR IT.

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    Bonus question:

    e) HOW LONG SHOULD THOSE WHO VOTED ELSEWHERE CRY AND HOW LONG ERE THOSE WHO VOTED FOR THE WUNNERFUL MAN BEGIN TO JOIN THEM IN WEEPING?

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    gzitver  almost 8 years ago

    Interesting. In what ways are Agnes’s people different from the teacher’s people?

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    BobCu  almost 8 years ago

    “We are so far removed from the moment it may be fiction.”

    I agree. A good example are the bible stories. There is no reason to believe any of that stuff. It was a long time ago and most likely the whole thing is fiction.

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