Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 19, 2016
November 18, 2016
November 20, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: You have an extra bounce in your step today! Marigold: I had a very good dream last night. I dreamed I was a beautiful, magical creature, whose best friend brought her two apples. Phoebe: I only brought you one apple. Marigold: O woe! Reality is crushingly disappointing.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
well, the dream was half true, though
codycab about 8 years ago
At least you’re still beautiful Marigold.
Averagemoe about 8 years ago
Methinks Marigold is still wrapping her brain around the idea of human dreams not being prophecies.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
It’s better than nothing.
pumaman about 8 years ago
First world problems.
Wichita1.0 about 8 years ago
“Ain’t it the truth!”
Clearstream about 8 years ago
Oh, how crushingly disappointing! Off by a whole apple!
BiggerNate91 about 8 years ago
You’ll never get your expectations in life, unicorn or not.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
“I am crushingly disappointed,” said Marigold.
“Well then I guess I’ll eat the apple if you don’t want it…” teased 9 year old Phoebe to her unicorn pal. The reaction from Marigold Heavenly Nostrils was so intense she shot blue sparks from her horn and her eyes glowed so much it startled the human girl.
Okay, okay, just kidding!" Phoebe amended handing over the succulent delicious she practically threw it into the startled unicorn’s mouth.
Marigold’s reaction quickly subsided and she was content munching on it for the nonce.
Moral of the story, never tease a unicorn with an apple.
jerrica.benton333 about 3 years ago
yeah, i keep waking up to this world where somebody stole my PS3 AND my sega saturn…
but at least i have a PSP…!
psp
heehee
its funnier the more you think about it