Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 19, 2016

I couldn’t agree more with the boy. Adults reverting back to their adolescence doing adolescent habits.

Tony asked, about 3 hours ago

UM… What are YOU doing for Thanksgiving?

Do as we say…

not as we do.

Hmmm…

What am I doing for Thanksgiving?

Hopefully, going someplace where nobody’s drinking (or eating) anything right out of the carton….

I won’t be drinking from the carton on Thanksgiving or any other day.

I’m from Canada. We did Thanksgiving in October.

Stuff………ing

Caribbean cruise. Leaving tomorrow.

@Tony:

Same as every year, eat turkey and watch the Macy’s parade and football. Now, watch me as I ask today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Is this what it’s come to?

Once when drinking from the carton I tried to put a “less dishes to wash” spin on it. No one was buying what I was selling. On the other hand I wasn’t buying her “just do the dishes” routine either. Happily married 28 years, still not sure how it worked out, but it did.

So, what’s wrong with drinking (or eating) right out of the carton or bottle?

Except beer; you should always pour beer into a glass before drinking…

Just get three one for each. And label them.

I never could drink from the carton without dribbling down the sides of my mouth…quite a soggy mess!

@Tony: Will eat out and then start getting the Christmas boxes out of the attic. I don’t Black Friday so I spend the day off decorating. Outside will either get done Friday afternoon or Saturday depending on how tired I am when I finish the inside.