Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 21, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Wait… I’m confused.

     

    I heard that Jason split…

    But now it looks like he’s staying…..

     

    Will he and his new girlfriend both be there for dinner??

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    PICTO  about 8 years ago

    That always happens after you serve the primordial soup…

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    zeexenon  about 8 years ago

    You just can’t trust those pseudopoda.

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    A singles dinner?

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    mikeyman  about 8 years ago
    I can’t believe they did that right in front of the kids!
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    Wilde Bill  about 8 years ago

    Ugh! He’s getting protoplasm all over my carpet!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 8 years ago

    That’s what happens when you feed them.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 8 years ago

    Division => multiplication => addition (of table settings).

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    Divide and conquer…

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    danketaz Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Just move them over to the kids’ table

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago

    That’s what you get for saying “There’s always room for one more!”

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    Earthling Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It’s not polite to divide at the table.

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