Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 25, 2016

Those appliances are toast!

did Lio put sourdough bread, Irish soda bread or some sort of hard bread in the toaster?

I Wonder where they got that burnt blend of humor?

I knew they were alive!

By… Your… Command…

Revenge of the small kitchen appliances.

That will teach him to clean the crumb drawer more often.

They conspire via the internet of things.

Reminds me of that scene in the 2nd Evil Dead film where all of the furniture laughs at Ash (including that stuffed deer head)…

A Thing About Machines

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My favorite Twilight Zone episode…

And here we thought it would be robots ruling the world…

…She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time.

Lio is going to use the butter on someone else — no wonder the toast is jealous!

That toaster has pretty good aim. Luckily, that toast was made from soft white bread and did little damage to Lio, except for his pride.

That blender, on the other hand, is replaceable. Nobody appreciates a snotty blender….

I had Flying Toasters as a screen saver…

reminds me of one of the lines from one of the older Treehouses of Horror “the doll’s trying to kill me and the toaster’s been laughing at me!” XD