WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 26, 2016
November 25, 2016
November 27, 2016
Transcript:
Before I sign off on your divorce documents, it is my duty to warn you that the dreams you might have about life outside monogamy and the flings you're going to have with attractive younger people in no way reflect reality. You have been living in a bubble where you've lost track of how ruthless single life can be....do both parties realize that their fantasies are nothing but pathetic illusions?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 7 years ago
No divorce lawyer would ever give away that piece of cosmic truth!
PICTO over 7 years ago
Pathetic illusions versus disgusting reality…let me think…
SwimsWithSharks over 7 years ago
Happy Day! Just like the day you sell a boat.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 7 years ago
The lesson here folks is to stay married or stay single.
gaslightguy over 7 years ago
I’ve tried both and single is better by far.
gammaguy over 7 years ago
“(Stereo)typical lawyer!”
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It could be that they’re not expecting or even looking for new relationships. It just might have occurred to them that no relationship is better than a toxic one
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 7 years ago
Free at last!!Free at last!!!!Thank GOD almighty, Free at last!!!
Bargrove over 7 years ago
My friends are real. It’s benefits that are imaginary.