Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 03, 2016

sated quickly

You can always ask a dragon to melt the snow.

…and so off we go SOUTH,no snow,no snowsports,and NO Christmas. Anyone for voting the Fink as the Grinch of Id?

yep that’s me… love to see the snow falling but then you have to get out in it to get to work and then I hate it

I hate snow. Cannot wait to get out of New England. Hate it.

That’s too much like me to be funny!

I have a friend just like that. But it will take a lot more than a little snow to get me to Florida ever again.

Me too, if the Kink will suplement my pension.

I live in Arizona. What is this “snow” you all speak of?

Thus explaining why the populations of Arizona and New Mexico quadruple after October 15th every year.

I live in Mesquite, Nevada, 80 miles from Vegas. We get a lot of snowbirds here from late September till early May. Then they go back up north, mostly to Utah, Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho. (Lots of those license plates on cars here in town.) — donald donald

Winter is coming

How far south?