Later on… “Honey, have you seen my {insert object’s name here}?” ‘Oh, I took it to the {insert name of donation retail store here}, Darling.’ “You what?!”
a football widow knows that no matter what she says durring the game will get a grunt and not be understood so she takes the opportunity to do what she could never have done while her husband’s brains were working….
I have one closet, my wife has four. I have two small chests of drawers, my wife’s cover an entire wall. She has shoes on the bedroom door, the floors of the closets, and various flat places in the bathroom. I have one shelf under the bed for mine. She also has two sets of shelving covered with more clothes, a dozen boxes in storage and coats hanging on every hook in the house. I don’t watch football or any other sport, either.
Better to Salvation Army, at least to the income doesn’t end up in some overpaid exec.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-hrabe/the-worst-corporation-in-_b_1876905.html
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Later on… “Honey, have you seen my {insert object’s name here}?” ‘Oh, I took it to the {insert name of donation retail store here}, Darling.’ “You what?!”
coosnok almost 8 years ago
That’s stupid ! Widow ? He’s sitting RIGHT THERE, (and she’s talking to him too !!!) DUH !!
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
She’s clever. He probably won’t notice his favorite (worn, stained, torn) shirt is missing for six months.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
That works both ways. Everybody thinks what is theirs is treasure, what the other has is junk.
pathfinder almost 8 years ago
Just wrong! Plugger football widow wearing Capri pants. Just sayin’
brain Les almost 8 years ago
a football widow knows that no matter what she says durring the game will get a grunt and not be understood so she takes the opportunity to do what she could never have done while her husband’s brains were working….
I'll fly away almost 8 years ago
Especially his “drawers”, which are not even good enough for the rag bag- though even if they were, I would just throw them in the trash.
david_42 almost 8 years ago
I have one closet, my wife has four. I have two small chests of drawers, my wife’s cover an entire wall. She has shoes on the bedroom door, the floors of the closets, and various flat places in the bathroom. I have one shelf under the bed for mine. She also has two sets of shelving covered with more clothes, a dozen boxes in storage and coats hanging on every hook in the house. I don’t watch football or any other sport, either.
Dani Rice almost 8 years ago
Hubby isn’t into football, but if he’s reading a book, the house could burn down and he’d only notice when the pages got singed.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe almost 8 years ago
Better to Salvation Army, at least to the income doesn’t end up in some overpaid exec.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-hrabe/the-worst-corporation-in-_b_1876905.html
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
So they don’t have commercials?