Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 04, 2016

I’d also suggest passing on the egg salad from the vending machine.

Osprey do like fish, too bad, we will pray for ol’ Osprey.

reminds me of a commercial where they guy got sushi at a gas station.

There’s an old story about a worker losing his lunch in a foundry that made mercury. The mercury was contaminated with tuna.

Why is it always “tuna fish” and sometimes “cod fish” instead of just “tuna” or “cod”, but not “salmon fish”, “sardine fish”, “herring fish” or “haddock fish”? Is there some sort of “tuna” available in the USA that is not fish?

How do you tune a fish!!?? (Ducking now!!)

Speaking of fish, how about the holy mackerel?

I hope Hobbes doesn’t eat one of those sandwiches…

From the look on Roz’s face, you would think she supplied the sandwiches for that machine

That would be the first place I’d look. Vending machines are like playing craps with loaded dice, IMHO.

Irony will get you every time.

Jessica Simpson thought that “Chicken of the sea” was not fish.