Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 21, 2016

I’m begging you.

I have a ruler, and I know how to use it!

Cats game in tic tak toe…

Don’t give up the fight.

If you like movies that make sense, “Mulholland Drive” isn’t for you.

Nell Minow

Common Sense Media

Pen is mightier than the sword.

I sword to God.

What is this, Frog Applause or “Simon Says”?

Never beg for mercy..

A young priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were sworn to total silence. They could not speak one word at all. However, every ten years, they would be permitted to speak two words.

After 10 years of total silence, the head monk indicated it was now time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “Bed hard!” And then he resumed his silent study and work.

Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “Food bad!” And then he resumed his silent study and work.

Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “I quit!”

The head monk shook his head and said, “I knew this was coming. You’ve done nothing but complain for the past 30 years!”

Mother Mary Lamentable, Mother Superior in the House of Lame.

A wow of silence.

Saint Teresa Lamborghini.

Silence of the Lamb…..why surely…

The American Taliban will not silence me.

No.

They always lose their manners in the end.

What to do with all my hot air and extra wind?

Sister Mary Stefu.

The E stands for “Everlasting”.

Was that too much?

To the off-stage voice:

And you didn’t shut up after sister’s first two requests. Motormouth!

My apologies, Sister. Now, may we please see Sr. Teresa of the Lame?