Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 03, 2016

Picky uncle Spork has.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Yeah, why?

@Tony

Why ask “why.”

I can’t remember what that days strip was about, or exactly when…

but I remember we figured out only a short while back that Spork had just gotten out of high school,

which surprised me, cos I’d thought he was older.

And today, he’s old enough to drink….

or at least, old enough that Peter doesn’t care….

but I can’t picture him tolerating teen age drinking, especially under his roof.

Of course, I can’t imagine him tolerating Spork under his roof……

but there you go.

“Why?”, indeed.

Why ask when you don’t want to hear the answer?

TONY….Because!!!

I’m waiting for an explanation of what the heck Spork said before I answer the QOD

@Tony

Why not?

@Tony:

Because I said so! And I say it’s time for today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

True or false?

Would I lie to you?

Excess words in a round about question & he wants a straight answer?

Tony, are you going through the’why’ stage again.

Dead-beat live with them free. Time to get results or evict.

Miss Scarlet…. I think the discussion had to do with his age,

maybe the age difference between him and Elliot, who has said he’s 10.

That led to the conclusion that he’d come to stay with them after high school, rather than college.

Not surprising….

Spork in college??

Hard to believe he could graduate from anything, isn’t it?

Those double negatives will get you every time…