Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 17, 2016

I prefer the crunchy kind.

Maybe he can ease off of them by switching to Fritos.

Off-topic comment: Pab Sungenis, the writer and artist of “The New Adventures of Queen Victoria,” is facing the loss of his house in less than a month, and is asking people to help him by donating to his Gofundme site. Here’s the address, if anyone’s interested:

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https://www.gofundme.com/pabshouse

Cheetos forever!

He’s addicted to magic dragons too?

Cheese puffs are a gateway to Funyuns…

Bob the squirrel had the same problem last week……

In 2017, Donodus the Emperor of America will decree that all Americans have matching orange tans. Your cheese puffs fingers will no longer need washing, Pig.

Pigs a retard:( Everybody knows, except Pig, that you dump Cheese Puffs into your mouth from the bag:)

My D is orange, too, and I don’t know why.

Puffaholics? Yes, puffahol addiction is rampant.

LOL! Love Pig!

I call them cheese-flavored styrofoam – but they are addictive.

To quote Rush……“It’s almost as bad as my formerly nicotine stained fingers”.

These days all processed food is designed to be addictive. I had to stop eating plain rice cakes and switch to plain Kosher Matzo bread because the rice cakes somehow encouraged overeating while a single preservative free Matzo was more filling.

Make him Trump’s makeup artist. Just pound it into his face.

Those are my Cheesy Poofs ;~)

Anyway, rehab is for quitters.

Just wipe them on trumps hair like everyone else.

I remember those! I had actually forgotten about that particular addiction.

wonder when the atf becomes the atfm(alcohol, tobacco, firearms and weed)? all these states legalizing it, canada and mexico legalizing it, being taxed, heavily regulated, and etc…will there be MA meetings? weed clinics(where one can get weed but at a lower dosage)? non-thc weed like non-alcoholic beer?

Here in the UK we have “Cheesy Wotsits”

Very tasty they are too!

xxx

love this! added to my favorites!

This is exactly what snack-food companies are counting on.

For the record, Rat makes a guest appearance in the last panel of today’s Fort Knox comic.

http://www.gocomics.com/fortknox/2016/12/17

Imagine, a pig with fingers! I wonder if he flies, too?