Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 07, 2016

That is so bad, that it is (almost) good. I did have a chuckle, though.

groan

HA!

These days, it’s surprising that anything works in neutral.

Now it runs like a well-made watch, except for the cuckoo sound it makes every hour.

Daggumit, I immediately thought of a couple snarks but they had already been used by the early risers.

But it does come equipped with all the necessary repair tools…

Do Chinese cars send people up the wall?

Good one…for once!