So jot down lose ten pounds by Christmas? Yeah, maybe even twelve.. But in the meantime, we're okay, right? Dude, we're fine. This is what these practice runs are for, you know?
If he’s gonna be cruising in the water, he’ll need a green light (starboard) along with his left side "port’ light (Rudolph). (Memory aid for Santa – “left” and “Port” have the same number of letters).
Better safe than sorry, I guess. You should probably watch all that intake of milk and cookies on Xmas night, too, Santa. (Not to be a party pooper … )
WoodEye about 8 years ago
Can’t quite get airborne huh?
GROG Premium Member about 8 years ago
I thought that’s what Nate had to do before the Christmas feast.
Good morning, Crew!
Joan Tinnin Premium Member about 8 years ago
Louie reindeer
instigator20 about 8 years ago
Good Morning Crew,
Surf’s Up !
Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S
whiteheron about 8 years ago
Duh! Get more reindeer ! Problem solved.
Do I have to think of everything?
capkidd about 8 years ago
Santa is Nate’s relative.
2Goldfish about 8 years ago
I have a hard time picturing Santa saying “dude”…
newyorkslim about 8 years ago
Time for Santa to go virtual.
StanfordWebbie about 8 years ago
If he’s gonna be cruising in the water, he’ll need a green light (starboard) along with his left side "port’ light (Rudolph). (Memory aid for Santa – “left” and “Port” have the same number of letters).
ChessPirate about 8 years ago
One of the funniest shows I have ever seen about Santa was “The Librarians” episode with Bruce Campbell as Santa.
danketaz Premium Member about 8 years ago
After all, we wouldn’t want the presents to get wet.
eb110americana about 8 years ago
Well, here’s your first problem Santa: You’re using a Lazy Boy as a sleigh! So yeah, maybe visit the gym once in a while.
rgcviper about 8 years ago
Better safe than sorry, I guess. You should probably watch all that intake of milk and cookies on Xmas night, too, Santa. (Not to be a party pooper … )
Good Evening, Crew.