So jot down lose ten pounds by Christmas? Yeah, maybe even twelve.. But in the meantime, we're okay, right? Dude, we're fine. This is what these practice runs are for, you know?
If he’s gonna be cruising in the water, he’ll need a green light (starboard) along with his left side "port’ light (Rudolph). (Memory aid for Santa – “left” and “Port” have the same number of letters).
Better safe than sorry, I guess. You should probably watch all that intake of milk and cookies on Xmas night, too, Santa. (Not to be a party pooper … )
WoodEye almost 8 years ago
Can’t quite get airborne huh?
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I thought that’s what Nate had to do before the Christmas feast.
Good morning, Crew!
Joan Tinnin Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Louie reindeer
instigator20 almost 8 years ago
Good Morning Crew,
Surf’s Up !
Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
Duh! Get more reindeer ! Problem solved.
Do I have to think of everything?
capkidd almost 8 years ago
Santa is Nate’s relative.
2Goldfish almost 8 years ago
I have a hard time picturing Santa saying “dude”…
newyorkslim almost 8 years ago
Time for Santa to go virtual.
StanfordWebbie almost 8 years ago
If he’s gonna be cruising in the water, he’ll need a green light (starboard) along with his left side "port’ light (Rudolph). (Memory aid for Santa – “left” and “Port” have the same number of letters).
ChessPirate almost 8 years ago
One of the funniest shows I have ever seen about Santa was “The Librarians” episode with Bruce Campbell as Santa.
danketaz Premium Member almost 8 years ago
After all, we wouldn’t want the presents to get wet.
eb110americana almost 8 years ago
Well, here’s your first problem Santa: You’re using a Lazy Boy as a sleigh! So yeah, maybe visit the gym once in a while.
rgcviper almost 8 years ago
Better safe than sorry, I guess. You should probably watch all that intake of milk and cookies on Xmas night, too, Santa. (Not to be a party pooper … )
Good Evening, Crew.