Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 15, 2016

Left turn, or right turn? I turned the left turn signal off days ago after I finally noticed it. Did I somehow move it to right turn instead of the middle position by mistake?

He might have a hearing problem at his age, Might need hearing aids. Else he might be dead. Check him out!

He’s in two orbits at once…

Is there a lot of traffic up there?

Which is worse? Leaving it on forever, or not using it at all?

The lawyers made them add the turn signals

Obviously the rover was not built in North Carolina. If you bring a car in from out of state, you have to have the turn signal de-installed before it can pass inspection.

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Also you have to learn three new driving rules. Always try to be in front of the car in front of you. It doesn’t matter if you have to drive 5 miles past your exit – keep the accelerator on the floor.

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When in doubt, turn left. That’s the way NASCAR tracks are made.

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If the car in front of you goes through the red light, you may go through as well.

lost in spaaaaaace!!!!!

@dflak — In West Virginia, you start holding your breath when the light turns red. As long as you haven’t taken another breath, it’s OK to drive through that light. If you time it right, you might not even have to take another breath, ever.

I suppose you want me to get outta the fast lane too. You sound just like my wife!

Hey! I didn’t program the hardware. That’s Marjories job. Talk to her.

My only question is – who’s gonna see the signal?