Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 10, 2016

It missed the back of the truck by that much.

That’s OK, somebody will get paid to pick it up. Just not me.

I have actually seen this occur.Though normally it is just blowing out of the back of the truck.

He had to plant a seed or else he would be out of a job

GIGO

I love the smell of diesel in the morning.

Where I live the trash truck does all the work. The hydraulic arm grabs the can and empties it into the truck. This is true for regular trash and recycles. Another truck comes by for yard debris that uses and crane type arm to pick up limbs. The only crews that use people power are bagged yard debris. I always know the day after trash day though because by yard is scattered with litter from the trash trucks.

A scathing commentary on Department, where ever they may be.

Out of this universe, or at least the physics is

Two words “Job Security”

I also was driving behind a garbage truck when one of them threw his lunch bag out the window. I actually wrote to Waste Management and complained.

Isn’t irony delightful?