FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 17, 2010
Transcript:
Jason: Would it be ok if I bought nine computers with your credit card? Andy: Excuse me? Jason: The new World of Warquest expansion is coming out soon and I still jhaven't killed the final boss! I'm like the only guy on the server without the "Kingsquisher" title! It takes 10 players to beat him, so I figured I could wire 10 computers together and then do it by myself. Andy: Why can't you just do it with nine other people like you're supposed to? Jason: My endless Chuck Norris jokes have made me something of a pariah within the game. Pleeeeeease?? I have it all figured out! I'll bring two paladins, a warrior, a priest, a rogue, a warlock, two shamans, a hunter and a mage. Andy: You're out of your mind! Jason: Good call. I forgot a druid for battle rezzes. Andy: Why is my Amex card missing?...
josh_bisbee over 14 years ago
I figure heâll be grounded until after the next 10 expansions. By then, the computer and WoW will be so obsolete, he wonât care anymore.
garfield246 over 14 years ago
Run Jason!!!!!
legaleagle48 over 14 years ago
I donât think sheâll stop at grounding him. I think Jason will find himself minus access to a computer for a good long time â THAT will really hit him where he lives!
Hugh B. Hayve over 14 years ago
Chuck Norris doesnât do push-ups, he pushes the world downâŠ.(there actually used to be an add-on for Warcraft that would put Chuck Norris jokes in the chatbox)
sherpafree over 14 years ago
High Fives, all around!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
Canât he just buy the game and play it alone? I own a PS2 and I never play any games with it on line.
Sandfan over 14 years ago
Dweeb to the nth power. All by himself.
ses1066 over 14 years ago
Iâm shocked, shocked I tell you. A nerd of Jasonâs prowess would simply create a trojan that would take over the entire on-line world and he will have 10^343 zombified computers to compete with. That should do the trick and no one would be the wiser âŠ
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Conquer the game and then return the âputers?
Waddling Eagle over 14 years ago
AHA! Now we know who is spamming Trade Chat with lame Chuck Norris jokes! But Jason need not feel bad. I donât have âKingslayerâ either.
Ed The Red Premium Member over 14 years ago
Enter âfinding chuck norrisâ into Google and then hit the âI Feel Luckyâ button.
annamargaret1866 over 14 years ago
Okay, I know next to nothing about rpgs. What are battle rezzes? Battle resolutions?
Jaedabee over 14 years ago
^ In WoW Druids are the only class capable of resurrecting players during combat.
chinook2 over 14 years ago
His parents let him play WOW?
cdward over 14 years ago
I just had an epiphany! All that spam is Jasonâs doing! Thatâs how he plans to pay for his 9 computers!
hossblacksilver over 14 years ago
Jason, I feel no sympathy for you. Iâve been playing since before the first expansion and my highest character is a 59 (out of a current total of 80 levels).
jerzy over 14 years ago
She deserves a monster like Jason. He asks her a question like that, & her first words are âExcuse me?â when any COMPETENT parentâs first words would be âNO!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!â What an idiot.
kfaatz925 over 14 years ago
Kingsquisher? Love it!!
natashalee over 14 years ago
ED Thanks for the tip! Too funny, I love it!!!
Elheffe over 14 years ago
this make me thinkâŠ. does bill amend have the kingslayer??? :OâŠ.. is this a cry for help
Me_Again over 14 years ago
I love this one, especially because I play as a druid.
callak over 14 years ago
Doesnât his friend Marcus play too?
MelChamp1 over 14 years ago
Jason spams his own comics? With teddy bears? :O Mxx
ijustlikecomics over 14 years ago
thatâs Winnie the pooh
harmgb over 14 years ago
Donât go to any spam site, youâll get a virus. (AND youâll never get what you ordered) Sorry, folks, just trying to spam the spammers, I apologize that THIS is kinda spam tooâŠ.
Me_Again over 14 years ago
Lovely spam, wonderful spaaaaaaamâŠ
bowem9 over 2 years ago
Ah, the Barrens chat Chuck Norris jokes. Better times.