FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 17, 2010
Transcript:
Jason: Would it be ok if I bought nine computers with your credit card? Andy: Excuse me? Jason: The new World of Warquest expansion is coming out soon and I still jhaven't killed the final boss! I'm like the only guy on the server without the "Kingsquisher" title! It takes 10 players to beat him, so I figured I could wire 10 computers together and then do it by myself. Andy: Why can't you just do it with nine other people like you're supposed to? Jason: My endless Chuck Norris jokes have made me something of a pariah within the game. Pleeeeeease?? I have it all figured out! I'll bring two paladins, a warrior, a priest, a rogue, a warlock, two shamans, a hunter and a mage. Andy: You're out of your mind! Jason: Good call. I forgot a druid for battle rezzes. Andy: Why is my Amex card missing?...
josh_bisbee about 14 years ago
I figure he’ll be grounded until after the next 10 expansions. By then, the computer and WoW will be so obsolete, he won’t care anymore.
garfield246 about 14 years ago
Run Jason!!!!!
legaleagle48 about 14 years ago
I don’t think she’ll stop at grounding him. I think Jason will find himself minus access to a computer for a good long time – THAT will really hit him where he lives!
Hugh B. Hayve about 14 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down….(there actually used to be an add-on for Warcraft that would put Chuck Norris jokes in the chatbox)
sherpafree about 14 years ago
High Fives, all around!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 14 years ago
Can’t he just buy the game and play it alone? I own a PS2 and I never play any games with it on line.
Sandfan about 14 years ago
Dweeb to the nth power. All by himself.
ses1066 about 14 years ago
I’m shocked, shocked I tell you. A nerd of Jason’s prowess would simply create a trojan that would take over the entire on-line world and he will have 10^343 zombified computers to compete with. That should do the trick and no one would be the wiser …
Yukoneric about 14 years ago
Conquer the game and then return the ‘puters?
Waddling Eagle about 14 years ago
AHA! Now we know who is spamming Trade Chat with lame Chuck Norris jokes! But Jason need not feel bad. I don’t have “Kingslayer” either.
Ed The Red Premium Member about 14 years ago
Enter “finding chuck norris” into Google and then hit the “I Feel Lucky” button.
annamargaret1866 about 14 years ago
Okay, I know next to nothing about rpgs. What are battle rezzes? Battle resolutions?
Jaedabee Premium Member about 14 years ago
^ In WoW Druids are the only class capable of resurrecting players during combat.
chinook2 about 14 years ago
His parents let him play WOW?
cdward about 14 years ago
I just had an epiphany! All that spam is Jason’s doing! That’s how he plans to pay for his 9 computers!
hossblacksilver about 14 years ago
Jason, I feel no sympathy for you. I’ve been playing since before the first expansion and my highest character is a 59 (out of a current total of 80 levels).
jerzy about 14 years ago
She deserves a monster like Jason. He asks her a question like that, & her first words are “Excuse me?” when any COMPETENT parent’s first words would be “NO!!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!!” What an idiot.
kfaatz925 about 14 years ago
Kingsquisher? Love it!!
natashalee about 14 years ago
ED Thanks for the tip! Too funny, I love it!!!
Elheffe about 14 years ago
this make me think…. does bill amend have the kingslayer??? :O….. is this a cry for help
Me_Again about 14 years ago
I love this one, especially because I play as a druid.
callak about 14 years ago
Doesn’t his friend Marcus play too?
MelChamp1 about 14 years ago
Jason spams his own comics? With teddy bears? :O Mxx
ijustlikecomics about 14 years ago
that’s Winnie the pooh
harmgb about 14 years ago
Don’t go to any spam site, you’ll get a virus. (AND you’ll never get what you ordered) Sorry, folks, just trying to spam the spammers, I apologize that THIS is kinda spam too….
Me_Again about 14 years ago
Lovely spam, wonderful spaaaaaaam…
bowem9 almost 2 years ago
Ah, the Barrens chat Chuck Norris jokes. Better times.