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Keith Richards did die back in the seventies. Turns out he signed a Lifetime Plus contract and the record company has a really good necromancer on staff.
People thought that Jerry Garcia was on death’s door for years, and yet when he died everyone was shocked. Keith Richards is the poster child for what drugs can do to your body.
Dani Rice about 8 years ago
Are you sure he’s not dead?
gzitver about 8 years ago
Understandable. Keith has looked like he’s at death’s door for the past 30 years or so.
cooganm Premium Member about 8 years ago
Got any from Charlemagne?
DLF3275 about 8 years ago
Agnes is admirably informed about the world. I have college students who haven’t heard of half those names.
rshive about 8 years ago
“Knock, knock, knockin’. . . on Death’s Door”
Martin Booda about 8 years ago
That’s debatable.
Perkycat about 8 years ago
At least I’m fairly sure all those people smoked at one time or another.
ChessPirate about 8 years ago
“Uh, this J. Edgar Hoover one has lipstick on it…”
Mad Sci about 8 years ago
Keith Richards did die back in the seventies. Turns out he signed a Lifetime Plus contract and the record company has a really good necromancer on staff.
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
People thought that Jerry Garcia was on death’s door for years, and yet when he died everyone was shocked. Keith Richards is the poster child for what drugs can do to your body.