Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 05, 2016

Crabcake infestation? Can I have the crabs and eat them too?

Yes, apparently, it does happen. To him. It appears he’s scratching a bit high.

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Lousey, always nit picking..

Adapted entirely to a single environment, they survive and spread only by direct exchange between hosts.

It looks like one of his fingertips is twisted in a weird way. Now I realize that it’s just next to a button a bit higher than the tip is.

This is another one of those dirty, filthy-minded Frog Applause comics, containing some words that are probably dirty and filthy. If I knew what they meant. I’m not looking them up, though. Frog Applause can’t trick me into doing that.

I do love Frog Applause. Especially when it’s educational, like today.

Not in my country club.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

… usually acquired by intimate contact between individuals. Parent-to-child infestations are more likely to occur through routes of shared towels, clothing, beds or closets … they can only survive a short time away from the warmth and humidity of the human body.

Yay! Finally… something made specifically and especially for ME, the humble human!

Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle… That’s me. I often battle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pthirus_gorillae Perhaps I should write to Dr. Abby about it.

I bet his epaulets are infected as well. Better check his regalia for other infestation sites.

If he got ‘em from a black hooker near Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco c. 1979, he has my empathy.

My mother had a tale of a certain gas station rest room down in Tennessee which had this motto on its wall “No point standing on the seat / The crabs in here can jump ten feet.” It was true.

Yes, it happens. Even to fine French field marshals.

But when you’ve got an itch, you’ve got to scratch it. Just try to be discreet about it….