Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 24, 2016
Transcript:
Boy: My dad says a clear Christmas eve means Rudolph doesn't have to lead the whole way. The team can form a paceline and take turns drafting. So Santa Claus gets to my house faster. My dad thinks that will get me to sleep sooner. Frazz: Nice to know levitating caribou don't have a monopoly on fantasy.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
Just give a shot of liquor….it’s quicker.
(Maybe it is best I was never a parent )
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Since the weather won’t be the same globally his fanciful musings are tolerable. Santa uses high tech devices to solve his logistical problems.
ksu71 almost 8 years ago
And Merry Christmas to Mrs. Olsen. Should have replied yesterday — is comicsssfan down from his soapbox.
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I was surprised Mallett took a shot at her. Years ago he did that often but recently has softened.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 8 years ago
If you google “physics of Santa Claus”, you get some interesting hits, including these:
http://www.daclarke.org/Humour/santa.html
http://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2015/12/20/the-physics-of-santa-claus/#c1781794f6e3
pumaman almost 8 years ago
Ask Dad how do they keep changing position when they’re all harnessed up?
YatInExile almost 8 years ago
Is Dad a NASCAR fan?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Where do you get that data? If you are going to talk about it give us chapter, verse and example other than your own valueless ones. Thanx!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 8 years ago
We’re not laughing public schools off as if they’re inconsequential… we’re laughing you off as if you’re inconsequential.