Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 27, 2016
Transcript:
Bob: Whuh you doing, Larry? Larry: Da Google making driverless cars programmed keel Larry. So Larry secretly build wall protect self. Bob: How you keep it secret? Larry: Me not know, Bob. Mebbe me should Google dat and - Bob: You juss blow cover Larry. Larry: No can hide from da Google, Bob.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Larry, Larry, Larry… you should have used Bing.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
D’oh!
railwayman001 almost 8 years ago
Unfortunately, Larry, we all nowadays depend on Google a lot in order to find out the information we need to know in order to remember for later on, whether we like it or not. Yahoo, too.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Da Google knows more than da Assange.
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Larry your mission now is to destroy da google ! Go after da google the same way you went after Zebra nei-bor. Good hunting !
Jonathan Mason almost 8 years ago
Use duckduckgo – keeps your searches private
Sandfan almost 8 years ago
I’m waiting for the first driver-less car accident with injuries. The stampede of lawyers will look like D-Day all over again.
Qiset almost 8 years ago
DuckDuckGo kinda fits in with all the animal characters here too.
Kaputnik almost 8 years ago
Startpage.com claims to keep your searches private, but can you really trust them? Who knows?
DukeOfURL Premium Member almost 8 years ago
What, Larry’s never heard of Bing?
Number Three almost 8 years ago
There is Google, Bing, Yahoo, Ask Jeeves…etc.
Google is the best. Sorry other search engines.
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Phatts almost 8 years ago
I for one welcome our new google overlords.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 8 years ago
In my experience Google will give you an answer (usually by asking Wikipedia) Bing will find somebody who will sell you the answer…
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Da Google knows all man
johnnytiggs almost 8 years ago
There’s an old saying: Loose lips sink ships. A modern version is: Loose lips gets you elected president of the United States:) GO FEARLESS LEADER:)