Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 22, 2016

He should have washed his foot first.

If he leaves it sitting out there unguarded,

it’ll soon look like something the cat dragged in.

Cos that’s what it will be….

literally.

Its so original!

So this is why Neal was running his celebratory circles Monday?

He should have saved the energy..

Look at me, I’m an art critic ! ( I shout, as I start MY celebratory cirlces )

Listen up, you Ballard culture critics ! Neal just sold that piece of cra….ah …art, for $650 to some California tourist, who claims to be up on what’s in in art and what’s out of outre.

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Neal is already to stick his whole foot into the next work of …er…work of…um….artistic (?) endeavor.

. He’s calling From Skein to Sock !

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Eat your heart out Ingeborg Hafknitter !

It looks at least as good as some abstract art I’ve seen.

Is it real, silk or plastic flower? Good choice of materials to visualize both the Natural and Domestic genres…

Wait until you see his next installation.

Dog Poop With Dandelion.

Get a clew, Neal!

Waiting nervously in NC today. My brother had to be taken to the ER in an ambulance this morning with sudden severe abdominal pain. My sister-in-law and niece went with him. No word yet.

Ce n’est pas une boule de fil et de fleur.

We’ll all be on pins and needles to hear what mysteries she can unravel.

Ravel’s Bolero used to be background music for certain co-ed “exercises” when I was in college.

Hey, sorry I’m late…….very late

I’ve been wrapping presents, you all will love what I’ve gotten you!