Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 21, 2016

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  over 7 years ago

    The lice are sots?

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    John Wiley Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Ooooh! My beard does too! Well, not right now, but it will this evening.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 7 years ago

    Can’t leave the hard stuff alone, can they?

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    William Pursell  over 7 years ago

    Oye could ye not possibly trade THAT beard in for the one that smells like Irish Mist?

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    Dkram  over 7 years ago

    If the beard smells like gin, then Bung must have been Santa last time.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 7 years ago

    You RENTED a Santa suit for the King?Talk about cheap!

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Had to have been Bung. Who else is small enough for the suit to fit the king?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The beard was made from hair from Lio’s cat!

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    Frank Farkel Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Must be the outfit Billy Bob Thornton wore in Bad Santa.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    That sounds about right.

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    Hoe hoe hoe…

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    johnwalk  over 7 years ago

    Anyone here do a Santa job? I have not and don;t think I could,,,

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