Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 29, 2016

It would be nice if it were the latter, Chalkie.

You’ll not get a refill on Andy with this kind of talk…… as if there was ever a chance…………

Andy has a wallet?!

Chalkie has done well to start moving away after his jab at Andy. He is rather annoyed Andy isn’t buying him a beer. (Jack fears for him.) Andy is still perplexed by his chum’s comment, but cannot do much about it in the way of filling his glass…

Aye well I’m sure ta everyone it only SEEMS like centuries since that wallet was opened,if in fact it had EVER been opened. And since ownin’ to the facts that ‘e doesn’t work,has never bought a round,especially when it’s “his turn ta buy”,and his wallet,ta show that ‘e can’t buy the round,is ALWAYS empty ( his ONLY source of income is incomin’ from Flo’s purse) and since no one had mentioned the dank musty smell of a centuries old dead corpse,sure and they must be talkin’ about Andy’s wallet indeed! Unless,of course,there be enough corpses of dean moths in his wallet? Hmmm?

Ouch. Gonna need some ice for that one.

Does Andy have or need a wallet?

lol

@JastMe

Notice that Andy has an Owl Head in the third panel..

Is that a flatscreen TV?

Another great one! I feel the same way about this comment section. It’s like a ghost town now that some people have left.

xxx

Try this:For 180 degrees type 180 then alt 167

like this 180º

Always use the numeric keypad and type 167 while holding down the Alt key. For a list of ALT CODES and instructions go to Google.

No one should ever buy Andy any rounds unless Andy can first prove he has the cash when it’s his turn.