Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 01, 2017

He’s a bank teller; big difference between banker and bank teller.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

May 2017 be a very dull year.

Sing along with Sherlock:

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Put your hands up in the air!

Wave ‘em round like you just don’t care!

And if you’re not a square from Delaware

And you have on clean underwear

And your Mama ain’t on welfare,

Somebody say “Oh Yeah!”

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BTW, Happy New Year, y’all!

Pig in the pen.

As Bill Watterson once said, “right lesson, wrong time” (Calvin was told by his mother come into the room where she is instead of yelling for her from outside; he asked for the garden hose’s whereabouts for he wondered into canine fecal matter).

This goes in the same category as the film crew arrested at the airport because they said they were going to shoot a pilot

Bad choice of words…. again.

It could be worse – Rat could be his defense lawyer.

Someone always has a bad choice of words on PBS :-)

Never bank on inspiration.

Another gem. Thanks Mr. Pastis.

Nice to finally see the title panel. Happy New Year, everyone!

At times that dumb Pig can be very inspirational.

That’s what you get for trying to help people.

right words, wrong place.

… but the banks are made of marble, with a guard at every door

and the vaults are stuffed with silver that we all struggled for.

Good advice. Right up there with not correcting your sister’s grammar.

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Pen & Teller?

Good start to the new year, Pastis! Not bad at all!

I actually L-ed OL!

Brilliant!

An excellent strip to start off the New Year!

xxx

Pig-in-a-poke. (Someone had to say it.)

Too much enthusiasm, Pig. Leave sleepy bankers (or bank tellers) to their depression. You will then be happier. Funny, how that works….

Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had all day.

Want to inspire a banker? Go make ten million and then give them all your money. And let them keep it.

Depending where you are, words can be dangerous.

hi

Rightttt

Don’t sound like an evil cowboy

rip pig