FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 16, 2017

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    Adiraiju  about 8 years ago

    ā€¦or one rat and the four turtles he adopted?

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    Wilde Bill  about 8 years ago

    Just tell the truth about all of the tofu, eggplant and kale you were forced to consume. Sewer rats eat better.

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    BiggerNate91  about 8 years ago

    ā€œā€¦then all of a sudden, the dumpster was beamed up by a UFO! I was taken aboard an alien mothership, and was whisked off to a different worldā€¦ away from the parents that abandoned meā€¦ away from my other ā€˜parents,ā€™ the sewer ratsā€¦ I was all aloneā€¦ā€

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 8 years ago

    Enhanced biographies have a tendency to backfire!

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    mfrasca  about 8 years ago

    ā€œIt was never easy for meā€¦ā€

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    eb110americana  about 8 years ago

    Donā€™t forget, Jason, you are still being raised. There is time enough yet, for you to forge a living with the sewer ratsā€¦

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 8 years ago

    I am amazed that Jason used a made up large number here.

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