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āā¦then all of a sudden, the dumpster was beamed up by a UFO! I was taken aboard an alien mothership, and was whisked off to a different worldā¦ away from the parents that abandoned meā¦ away from my other āparents,ā the sewer ratsā¦ I was all aloneā¦ā
Adiraiju about 8 years ago
ā¦or one rat and the four turtles he adopted?
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
Just tell the truth about all of the tofu, eggplant and kale you were forced to consume. Sewer rats eat better.
BiggerNate91 about 8 years ago
āā¦then all of a sudden, the dumpster was beamed up by a UFO! I was taken aboard an alien mothership, and was whisked off to a different worldā¦ away from the parents that abandoned meā¦ away from my other āparents,ā the sewer ratsā¦ I was all aloneā¦ā
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 8 years ago
Enhanced biographies have a tendency to backfire!
mfrasca about 8 years ago
āIt was never easy for meā¦ā
eb110americana about 8 years ago
Donāt forget, Jason, you are still being raised. There is time enough yet, for you to forge a living with the sewer ratsā¦
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
I am amazed that Jason used a made up large number here.