Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 22, 2017
Transcript:
Fish by whale: Just follow us...ok? Whale: Ok. Fish: Almost there. Ok...on the count of three, let it go...one...two... FOOM Voice under ice: Three!! Captain Eddie: But I guess that's statin' the obvious of why I don't evah want to try ice fishin'... Ned: Ok, wait...First of all... Flo: Just let it go, deah. Just let it go...
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
You know what they say: if you put real effort into catching anything while ice fishing, you’re missing the point!
Can't Sleep over 7 years ago
Eddie’s got a real good point. Although, I’m afraid of those polah beahs wearin’ scuba tanks… They swim unda ya, and when they see them lines… They know theah’s a treat on the otheh end.
GiantShetlandPony over 7 years ago
Fun Fact! My Grandfather took my Grandmother ice fishing in Minnesota for their honeymoon. He had relatives up there. Best picture is Grandpa in wool pants, heavy coat, boots…Grandma in a skirt, pumps, and a wool coat. Now tell me who’s tougher. :) They did finally make it to Hawaii in the ’70’s. :D They were the best.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
A whale of a tale he is telling us.
WoodEye over 7 years ago
A whale in fresh water, it’s just a fluke…
Varnes over 7 years ago
WOODEYE, is that a Christopher Moore joke? If it is, it’s a good one….Sly
Varnes over 7 years ago
Bruno, evidently not….I can flag you if you want me to…..
Egrayjames over 7 years ago
From where I sit reading my comics I can look out and see ice fishing shacks. No whales or polar bears here thankfully.
Varnes over 7 years ago
I’ve never ice fished, but I know how to do it. You need a shanty. Preferably 10 X 15, well lighted, insulated floor, couch, stuffed chair or two, some windows, a space heater, a microwave, internet, sound system, satellite TV, a wet bar……On one side, a series of holes, 30 inches by 40 inches and some spot lights for watching fish….Am I missing anything?
Varnes over 7 years ago
Here’s a non sequitur for ya’ll …..All y’all……….Do you think Wiley will ever let Pauly talk?……………..( Sorry, Wiley..)
lagoulou over 7 years ago
Luv them fishies!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
If Pauly ever talks it will be a dream sequence I’ll bet.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 7 years ago
Ha ha ha! I did NOT see where this was going!
A Hip loving Canadian... over 7 years ago
This qualifies as alternative facts.
neatslob Premium Member over 7 years ago
I wouldn’t want to try ice fishing because (1) it’s fishing, and (2) it’s on ice.