Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 29, 2016

When natures calling.

Brings out the animal in us..

Uh, your, um… lipstick is smeared and running a little.

Don’t get me stoated and then not finish.

Straddling the line between grin and grimace …

Nope.

Don’t like me no weasels.

Room 101?

Excuse me, I just remembered I had to run off in the opposite direction.

So… she got through the maze???

I get to be that guy? That’s a rat or something like that. Weasels have a short snout and are much cuter. And where’s the monkey if it’s a weasel? That said, a weasel would make a good soft drink spokes critter or logo because the weasel goes for pop or something like that.

Where is Dogsniff?

That’s going to leave a stain.

I look like that bloody white-clad creature every time I return from a dental cleaning. Jeepers. Found this gocomics blog thingy… not sure about Teresa’s part in it but I share it nevertheless. http://blogs.gocomics.com/2016/12/festivus-midwestivus.html

Mr. Put…er…Russian Bear?

MEMO to self:

Avoid seasonal kissing.

Also, avoid rabid beasts dressed as women.

Live long and prosper!

Uncle Buck quotes on IMDB.

General Washington had over 40 nieces and nephews. A number of them died in infancy or childhood, but for the ones who lived into adulthood their uncle – as the real pater familias – became mentor, supporter, guardian, and sometimes employer.

Teetotaler, Sea saw, saw horses, sea shore, 3 time real fast.

No new FA. I smell a rat.

@Meh~tdology can tell you what I said.

They all look so happy.