Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 06, 2017

Toastmasters—-101

I’ll have some vuggy popcorns with knobby butters.

Now, THAT’s gettin’ vuggy with it!

(Can I get my knobs and pinnacles air popped? I’m on a diet.)

Do comic readers count as a live audience? I know that the comic is not a live performance although it is resistant to weathering and a bit vuggy. We must be alive. I can hear a clock ticking.

I never thought a comic strip would teach me so many interesting and nice-sounding words. Maybe this isn’t a traditional comic, but it’s one of my favorites and is a must read for me every day. VUGGY, VUGGY, VUGGY!!!

Pink teeth are better.

An expiration date does not apply..

corncob bowl on a stick—filled with something special!

hey, ditch that, would you…

A couple of quartz low, but possessed of a charming smile of purest baby blue.

Actually, that’s one of the things that might prove useful to remember when pressed before a live audience. And now, besides being everyone’s vocabulary instructress, Ms. Teresa is now coaching Miss Cerulea Denta in her run for city council.

“my thermometer says minus 0°…

… can there be a minus 0°?”

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Yes. When your thermometer is running out of temperatures, it can register zero temperatures. And when it has no zeroes left, then it will tell you that it has minus zeroes.

How to fix it:

First, fill a small bottle, like a 16 oz. soda pop bottle with zeroes. Pour the zeroes carefully over the thermometer. Thermometers are sealed, but they are able to absorb zeroes if you pour them over slowly and steadily.

Once you have zeroes in your thermometer, it is ready to fill with temperatures. Temperatures may be obtained at most stores that stock such things, and also online.

Once again, fill a small bottle with temperatures and pour it gently but steadily over your thermometer. This will raise the temperature level.

Because thermometers are sealed and absorb things without any openings, it may take a while for the increase in temperatures to show in your thermometer. If you take it inside and stare at it, it may show you its temperatures, but only because you are scaring it. Leave it outside and wait for them to filter into the inner mechanisms and be added to the running inventory balance.

I know of this Zero, he loves doing Old Man Winter this way…

I’ve been wondering what’s been causeing my weather-resistant knobs and pinnacles! Silly me! I’ve been venturing into vuggy silica zones without my hazmat suit.

Found it: http://www.ottawadentalcare.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Ottawa-dentist-Jaleel-mouth-guard-dental-emergency.jpg

Suck it up buttercup, your vuggy is buggy.

My New Year’s resolution was to no longer discuss my vuggy silica zones in public venues.

I’m pretty sure Teresa is a spy and this strip is how she sends out her messages

“…Brass..WoWzer! It worked!….”

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I don’t know very much, but those things that I make up, of those I am very sure.

Verifiable certainty is much too expensive, though. I usually substitute careless indifference.

OH VUG! Is that a vug or 2 in that smile? Orthodontal calcite formations. Hm.

GoComics isn’t my concern. As long as I can still have my Frog Applause fix, then they changing their format is alright with me. I want my Frog Applause..

An expiration date for the old GoComics format will apply..

With or without butter, that’s popcorn alright. Good observation T.

I always work with detailed notes when speaking in public before a large crowd. That way I never forget whatever it was you said….

Spokane

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Bluetooth television?