Eno: What are you writing? Fang: A letter to the mayor asking him to deport all the squirrels back to squirrel-land. Eno: There's no such place as "squirrel-land". Fang: don't tell me the cats invaded and made it part of catistan!
In the 1800s the squirrels of Washington, DC were hunted to extinction. Made too good a Brunswick stew. Some congressman missed them and so had some captured and released and now there are more than nature could sustain, if it weren’t for the tourists feeding them. Some have learned to wait and walk behind the tourists to cross the street without getting hit by cars, if they can’t get there via trees. (Some guy did his PhD on DC squirrels.)
WoodEye almost 8 years ago
If this is the way it works, I’m immigrating to Beeristan!
Knightman Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Catistan is next to Dogistan!!!
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Who’s Stan?
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Put some orange hair on him and he could get elected president of Trumpistan
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 8 years ago
I’m not furmiliar with squirrel-land either.
sandflea almost 8 years ago
Actually, they invaded Katmandu.
cuzinron47 almost 8 years ago
But then what would you have fun chasing.
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
In the 1800s the squirrels of Washington, DC were hunted to extinction. Made too good a Brunswick stew. Some congressman missed them and so had some captured and released and now there are more than nature could sustain, if it weren’t for the tourists feeding them. Some have learned to wait and walk behind the tourists to cross the street without getting hit by cars, if they can’t get there via trees. (Some guy did his PhD on DC squirrels.)