Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 16, 2017

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Au contraire madam. You have mistaken me for a creep. Alas I am a vampire. Would you like to fly away with me?

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    cdward  almost 8 years ago

    The fact that he’s walking next to a homicidal monster might have something to do with her attitude.

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    byamrcn  almost 8 years ago

    She is one person Leopold would be fully justified in devouring on the spot.

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    johnnytiggs  almost 8 years ago

    I know her type:( She’s packing a military grade, 50 caliber machine gun:( It’s loaded with rounds with crosses stamped in the points to take out vampires, silver bullets rounds to take out werewolves, anti matter rounds to take out aliens and last but not lease rounds to take out clowns:) She don’t need no bodyguard . . . she is the bodyguard:) Heads up sweeties: The Hitman’s Bodyguard is coming:)

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    I like this lady’s attitude. (Sorry, Gary, but you look silly and are acting silly; and then there’s Leopold….)

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